I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SELFIE but here are some selfies anyway since everyone else is doing it.
i don’t think i knew any of you when i did this but when i first got into these assholes my bff room mate and i made fucking snowmen during a torrential snow storm to try to win a radio contest to get tickets to tmht and it’s probably up there with one of the most over the top and embarrassing things i’ve ever done, but since tonight’s ~tonight i thought i would share
U think u can trust someone… and then they hate on stole my heart
how can ppl not like rock me or she’s not afraid
SNEAKS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YEAH, TIGHT DRESS WITH THE TOP CUT LOW
teenagedirtband replied to your post “Yes hello I’m calling to inquire about merman ashton.”
wELL they hide ashton at michael’s place, because it’s not like michael’s mom is negligent by any means, but luke and calums’ still like to wade through their rooms to look for underwear and socks that need washing (otherwise it won’t happen), so there’s no possible way for him not to get noticed. there’s lots of hijinks!! and sneaking around!! and possibly talking to marine animals!! they kind of all fall in love with him a little, when they see him watch a sunset for like, maybe the second time ever above the waterline, or they find him burning spaghetti noodles he was trying to make for himself (‘YOU’RE A MERMAID!!’ michael says at the top of his lungs as calum accidentally fans the flames and luke upends a whole canister of flour over the stove top to put the nightmare out ‘HOW DID YOU POSSIBLY /NOT/ ADD ENOUGH WATER’) and they don’t want ashton to ever leave but he can’t just not tell his mom where he’s at or where he’s been, so he promises that he’ll be back in a few weeks and to meet him back there at the beach at manly please please i’ll be there!! cue lots of pouty and sad arrangements of the other boys waiting around for him to pop back up, and then finalLY he’s hurrying up out of the surf, but stops right before anything below his navel rises out of the ocean. ‘uh, one of you wouldn’t happen to have brought extra pants?’ he asks, red when he remembers the long and serious lesson he got last time about the Parts Humans Usually Keep Covered In Public
narry, vineyard au: in which harry, whose father owns a prosperous vineyard in sonoma, is on a gap year, and niall is working his way across the world.
It’s late July when the trucks roll in, a line of dusty pickups snaking slowly through the valley, only the haze of headlights to guide them through the thick predawn fog. Harry sits on top of the gate and watches as they crawl closer. A contingent of four trucks breaks off and begins to weave its way toward the Styles family vineyard, each car carrying five or six workers. Some work year-round at the estate, pruning and tending to the vines as they grow. Most, though, arrived just a couple of days ago for the start of the harvest. Like Harry, they’re here for the dog days of summer, July through the end of September—some of the hottest days in the valley.
At 5 AM, though, it’s still cold and damp enough to make him shiver in his jumper. He wishes he’d thought to bring a scarf; there’s no time to run back to the house for one now. He jumps down from his perch as the trucks approach, swings the gate wide and holds it open as they rumble past. By the time the last one’s through and he’s secured the gate again, the first trucks have already parked and workers are climbing down from the beds to begin the day’s work.
expanding my black clothing options
yes thank you for your call it’s much appreciated!! merman ashton getting washed ashore and getting sand all in his wild hair, merman ashton getting found by the boys and getting convinced to try above-tide life for a while, merman ashton sulking in the tub for hours and frowning at his spelled-human toes but loving every bit of human food that looks even a little like a noodle, mERMAN ASHTON HAVING CRAZY BUILT ARMS BC HE HAS FINS ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS FOREARMS, MERMAN ASHTON SUNNING HIMSELF LAZILY ON AN OUTCROPPING ON ROCKS WITH A TAN, A DIMPLED TOOTHY SMILE AND NOTHING ELSE
idk my heart and brain and all functional organs tell me it’s something to do w this
"you and niall looked cosy."
"just catching up with my future son-in-law."
5 Seconds Of Summer at The Orange Lounge - April 19, 2014.
marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song (x)
never did this SO
i got tagged in that six selfies thing by sgtjamesrogers so i picked a theme of selfies with animals because i had too many other ones to narrow it down
i don’t want to tag people, if you see this and want to do it, just tell people that i tagged you