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eisenbergandelephants:

I got a new sweater.

eisenbergandelephants:

I got a new sweater.

#julia is sooooooo pretty like what the hell#beautiful people

"I don’t need glasses, I have better than perfect vision." You know how sometimes you can just tell some asshole was a Boy Scout………

September 18th, 3 notesreblog
#it's like I have a sixth sense#for better or for worse I have always attracted Boy Scouts

zayntreehill:

‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY

September 18th, 219,441 notesreblog
#the kids in my class always press the lock button and go#'look it's your boyfriend!!'#well

rubyvroom:

Sorry for the extremely lengthy post on your dashes but this is so important

#this is so fucking goddamned important#ferguson#darren Wilson#mike brown#Missouri politics have always been fucking nasty#why do I live in this state
kissperingniall:

So I drew a thing. Please like the thing.

kissperingniall:

So I drew a thing. Please like the thing.

#this day tho#otp: he's got quite good with those hands in the last two years#fan art#descent into boy band hell

kendrawcandraw:

For those who are 1D af, we salute you

This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done

And there is FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING TODAY

#I HAVE SUCH A MIGHTY NEED#1daf

fromcainwithlove:

The nurse fixes the clip in place on his soft cast, and Liam gives his fingers an experimental wiggle. His first thought is that it isn’t as cool as a hard cast because no one can sign it, but he doesn’t have to wear it as long, either, so that’s kind of an okay trade.

Actually, that’s his second thought. His first thought is that he will never ever tell anyone who wasn’t there that he broke his hand trying to get Louis’s candy bar out of the machine because he was too cheap to put in another dollar. His second thought is that it isn’t as cool as a hard cast.

His third thought is that it’s going to be awkward trying to shower, and weird when he goes to the loo to have to hold it with his OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL.

*

Louis’s still in the private waiting room at the hospital when he gets the text. It’s worse than even Liam’s usual drunk rambling, so many typos and extra letters that he has to squint through the lingering haze of gin to puzzle it out.

I fucjing brokdw myh riht hahsd louus my RIGHRRT I canvft fuckihg wanlkkkk you fuck im gnna fycnong killllll u!!!’nnn

Louis is glad he already knew he was a shit friend and person, because otherwise he might judge himself for the giggle that spills out. He’s still pretty drunk, okay? And Liam’s WANKING HAND is in a CAST. Which means he’s effectively been CASTRATED. Louis laughs so hard he snorts, and that just makes him laugh harder.

ican here u thruy rge dor u dicbk I hate u

September 18th, 149 notesreblog
#OMG LIRA YES#otp: cos he's DAMN SEXY#fic recs#descent into boy band hell

x

#how dare#get back demon#descent into boy band hell
zaptains:

where were YOU when you first saw this photo of harry sensually stroking the newly inked curve of zayn’s clavicle 

zaptains:

where were YOU when you first saw this photo of harry sensually stroking the newly inked curve of zayn’s clavicle 

#WHAT THE FUCK#WHAT THE FUCK??#I THINK MY FRONTAL LOBE JUST LEAKED OUT OF MY TEAR DUCTS#zarry zarry zarry#the devil#descent into boy band hell
horsesornothing:

star-crossed-equine:

mare-moment:

wtf are foals made of

Bendy bits.

100% legs and 0 knowledge on how to use them

horsesornothing:

star-crossed-equine:

mare-moment:

wtf are foals made of

Bendy bits.

100% legs and 0 knowledge on how to use them

#harry styles#animals
champayne-papi:

16.9.2014 | Phoenix, AZ 

champayne-papi:

16.9.2014 | Phoenix, AZ 

#a mix of ridiculously fond and gently concerned abt it#you're so fluffy#descent into boy band hell

softniam replied to your post “otfivepack replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES … …”

we’re connected through orgasms. fuck i hope he’s all happy and sated i hope he pats his tummy all proud of himself after he jerks it

that’s a bond that i do not take lightly. GOOD JOB NIALL. KEEP UP THE HARD WORK. WE’RE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU.

fromcainwithlove replied to your post “otfivepack replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES … …”

you never know…my bf’s right handed and he does it with his left. and that’s more than anyone every needed to know but it varies! ;P

you know you guys lira brings up and EXCELLENT point. it’s completely possible that he switches it up, he might even be a two hander. furthermore, i believe this requires a good deal more thought on the subject. quite a bit more thought. 

September 17th, 3 notesreblog
#fromcainwithlove#softniam#NIALL HORAN WANK INQUISITORIAL SQUAD#replies

otfivepack replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES …

THIS IS A GREAT GROUP

YESSSS OMF JAMIE YES!!

softniam replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES …

just think, niall jerks it to the same hand that we do amazing

TAYLor you’re a MENACE and I’M PROUD TO KNOW YOU

September 16th, 2 notesreblog
#softniam#otfivepack#he probably jerks it toward the left too NATURE IS AMAZING#replies
« #HELL YEAH LEFTIES UNITE YESSSSS JES » — softniam

YES OH MY GOD TAY I FEEL SO PROUD TO BE APART OF THE LEFTIE CLAN WITH YOU

#softniam#answers

Aug.30.2014

Aug.30.2014

#WOW#the devil#descent into boy band hell