I got a new sweater.
"I don’t need glasses, I have better than perfect vision." You know how sometimes you can just tell some asshole was a Boy Scout………
‘who’s that on your phone wallpaper?’ dONT WORRY
So I drew a thing. Please like the thing.
For those who are 1D af, we salute you
This might be the greatest thing I’ve ever done
The nurse fixes the clip in place on his soft cast, and Liam gives his fingers an experimental wiggle. His first thought is that it isn’t as cool as a hard cast because no one can sign it, but he doesn’t have to wear it as long, either, so that’s kind of an okay trade.
Actually, that’s his second thought. His first thought is that he will never ever tell anyone who wasn’t there that he broke his hand trying to get Louis’s candy bar out of the machine because he was too cheap to put in another dollar. His second thought is that it isn’t as cool as a hard cast.
His third thought is that it’s going to be awkward trying to shower, and weird when he goes to the loo to have to hold it with his OH BLOODY FUCKING HELL.
Louis’s still in the private waiting room at the hospital when he gets the text. It’s worse than even Liam’s usual drunk rambling, so many typos and extra letters that he has to squint through the lingering haze of gin to puzzle it out.
I fucjing brokdw myh riht hahsd louus my RIGHRRT I canvft fuckihg wanlkkkk you fuck im gnna fycnong killllll u!!!’nnn
Louis is glad he already knew he was a shit friend and person, because otherwise he might judge himself for the giggle that spills out. He’s still pretty drunk, okay? And Liam’s WANKING HAND is in a CAST. Which means he’s effectively been CASTRATED. Louis laughs so hard he snorts, and that just makes him laugh harder.
ican here u thruy rge dor u dicbk I hate u
where were YOU when you first saw this photo of harry sensually stroking the newly inked curve of zayn’s clavicle
wtf are foals made of
100% legs and 0 knowledge on how to use them
softniam replied to your post “otfivepack replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES … …”
we’re connected through orgasms. fuck i hope he’s all happy and sated i hope he pats his tummy all proud of himself after he jerks it
that’s a bond that i do not take lightly. GOOD JOB NIALL. KEEP UP THE HARD WORK. WE’RE ALL VERY PROUD OF YOU.
fromcainwithlove replied to your post “otfivepack replied to your post: softniam said:#HELL YEAH LEFTIES … …”
you never know…my bf’s right handed and he does it with his left. and that’s more than anyone every needed to know but it varies! ;P
you know you guys lira brings up and EXCELLENT point. it’s completely possible that he switches it up, he might even be a two hander. furthermore, i believe this requires a good deal more thought on the subject. quite a bit more thought.
THIS IS A GREAT GROUP
YESSSS OMF JAMIE YES!!
just think, niall jerks it to the same hand that we do amazing
TAYLor you’re a MENACE and I’M PROUD TO KNOW YOU
YES OH MY GOD TAY I FEEL SO PROUD TO BE APART OF THE LEFTIE CLAN WITH YOU